Cujo's Corndog

Saturday, December 31, 2005

Happy New Year....

Walk Tall by John Mellencamp

Friday, December 30, 2005

Early Morning Wake-Up Call

...for the 6th week in a row (this time they left a message), Ms. Thomas called from:

National Asset Recovery
5600 Roswell Road
Northeast Suite N110
Atlanta, GA 30342
678-538-1800

..the message says to return her call at 1-877-604-1800, ext. 1928...she says it's very important and that she will be there until 5 PM tonight... so call her Tink and give her your correct phone number.......PLEASE!!! The 8 AM phone calls for collection on your account need to stop!!!

Friday, December 23, 2005

Thursday, December 22, 2005

puzzled blonde

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He
studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her
and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able
to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her
hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea,
and then....." he sighed,


"...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box. "

thanks for this one stroller-guy

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Monday, December 19, 2005

Friday, December 16, 2005

...my favorite new recipe..

click on the picture for full recipe ideas

Thursday, December 15, 2005

...I'm hurting baby, I'm really hurting..

Thursday, December 08, 2005

..Rest in Peace...


God is a Concept by which
we measure our pain

I'll say it again

God is a Concept by which
we measure our pain

I don't believe in magic
I don't believe in I-ching
I don't believe in Bible
I don't believe in Tarot
I don't believe in Hitler
I don't believe in Jesus
I don't believe in Kennedy
I don't believe in Buddha
I don't believe in Mantra
I don't believe in Gita
I don't believe in Yoga
I don't believe in Kings
I don't believe in Elvis
I don't believe in Zimmerman
I don't believe in Beatles

I just believe in me...and that reality

The dream is over
What can I say?
the Dream is Over
Yesterday
I was the Dreamweaver
But now I'm reborn
I was the Walrus
But now I'm John
and so dear friends
you'll just have to carry on
The Dream is over
lyrics by John Lennon

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

not funny

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