Cujo's Corndog

Thursday, December 22, 2005

puzzled blonde

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He
studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her
and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able
to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her
hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea,
and then....." he sighed,


"...let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box. "

thanks for this one stroller-guy

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