the Love Sack

...it's been awhile, almost a month since I've had anything to say. Even now as I sit here and post, the pain in my back is excruciating!! Last night I was sitting here, minding my own business, chewing on a slipper (you know the kind, with the little squeaky sound thingy)....anyway, I'm sitting there and suddenly I'm being sat on!!!! I let out a whelp and dart as far away as I possibly can.....a single thought of all the cats' I've known hit by cars (this is what it must feel like) as the adrenaline runs through my body....another thought that this is it, the adrenaline is always followed by death in my fellow friends and their untimely meeting with large objects......but noooo....I'm still breathing, so pain.......pain in my lower back and neck, scared to walk anywhere near Camel Tot and her crazy intent on making me her bean bag chair.......Ugh!