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Dear Blockbuster:

My name is Cujo and I have only recently started renting movies using your online service. While the price is right, the description service you use is a little misleading and I was suckered into renting what I thought was a drama/thriller.....I just finished watching Bad Education and I'm still trying to take a leak....I shriveled up so bad, I thought I'd been swimming in a cold pool all day....while watching a guy lick his fingers and lube up, only to take advantage of another guy,Bronco style, may be considered thrilling to some, to me it's just plain scary.....and it didn't stop there. I now know how to do things with men and boys that I didn't know was legal outside the Neverland Ranch....(go Jacko!!)

...anyway, thanks for the nightmares.....
..I want my money back!!!

Sincerely,